Fortunately all the comments are dunking on this guy.
Fast forward 3.5 hours to his local Starbucks
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE OUT OF SOY MILK LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
Definitely doesn’t have to worry about money, this guy.
“It’s just a job, Michael. How long could it possibly take to find a new one? Ten minutes?”
«il suffit de traverser la rue!» (you just gotta walk across the street!) is the trendy joke in France since one of our elected morons uttered it.
I never really understood the whole “sending hundreds of resumes” thing, so I don’t think it’s quite the end of the world if you have any skills, but these people are demented, thinking it’s that easy. Clearly never lost a job or known involuntary unemployment.
Dear [x,y,z] snowflakes
I like it when people let you know right off the bat that they’re a shitty person who’s about to say something stupid.
LinkedIn is incredibly cringe. It’s weird that there are real people posting this. And I know they are real, because they did this long before AI.
I like the part where he thinks just because he’s willing to eat shit for breakfast that everyone else should take a bite.