You ever play Subnautica? You know how some characters are given to using business lingo in their personal lives? The business lesbian in that one audio log in the first game and the doucheboss in the second? Apparently that shit’s real.
My friend has been trying to get me to play Subnautica for years.
Dumbass never told me there was a business lesbian in the game!
Not really joking…
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Play Subnautica, it’s great. Go in as blind as possible.
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To be more accurate it’s either an “everyone’s pan in the future” setting or there’s at least one business bisexual. There is a recording of two women, one dumping the other, so she can spend more time with “That dumb guy and his dumb robot suit.” The sequel features at least two homosexual relationships and one heterosexual one; there’s a guy who mentions his husband a few times, a couple of women who sorta pair off, and a man wrestling with his relationship with his wife and daughter. None of these are major plot points to either game.
That woman is completely done with this photo shoot.
LinkedIn is such garbage
But we need to know what it taught him about B2B sales!
this has GOT to be a joke, I am cracking tf up 🤣
