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Someone escaped the Matrix(lemmy.world)

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Okami@lemmy.world
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Farming? Really? Man of your talents?

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Tetsuo@jlai.lu
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Seriously, some people are that good that you know they could do almost anything very well in a matter of days.

So why not ? I always have a lot of respect for someone that is willing to drastically change their lives in order to improve.

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snooggums@midwest.social
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Huh, my first thought was that they went to the farm upstate where everyone’s pets end up.

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dustyData@lemmy.world
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It’s a peaceful life.

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9point6@lemmy.world
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You don’t need to be skilled in something to get enjoyment out of it

Likewise you don’t necessarily get enjoyment out of something just because you’re skilled in it.

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cerement@slrpnk.net
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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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This is the true story of my life. I’m still working towards that last cell.

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Match!!@pawb.social
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ooh, has anyone made something that transfers ownership of unmaintained codebases via bug bounty? like a sword-in-the-stone for critical fixes?

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Daxtron2@startrek.website
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Just fork it

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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*

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Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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Reminds of that post a month ago…

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haulyard@lemmy.world
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Wait is he still on the Azure Performance team?

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Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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Azure needs him to care for Microsoft’s Golden Goose at his farm.

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