Hammer-fired spells

I cast 9x19mm parabellum

casts non-magic missile

I would love to be a part of that campaign, especially if that was the only unusual part.

“Hmm, let me check my inventory…ah, yes, the Stinger missile launcher!”

“Wait, what?”

You could very easily do something like that with HERO System or FUDGE.

Last time I played HERO System our party included both a literal fallen angel and a small walking tank driven by an AI among the player characters.

Or do some kind of Apocalypse World/Dungeon World hybrid.

Thanks for the advice! I’ll look into it.

It’s always nice to run across a fellow Hero player. That’s been my main system for a long time. I love being able to GM any genre or strange cross-genre that occurs to me.

beeeeee, beeee bee bee beeeeeeeeeee

FOOMP

Alright, I don’t have another one of those, so uh, about that long rest?

Honestly, yeah, I think I like it because those are the exact kind of antics it might promote. That was hilarious.

Yes we all know when someone makes s joke about the excess use of guns we all know that are really taking about the Chinese and their rabid gun use.

Gun rabies is no joke. Make sure to have your firearm vaccinated!

I’ll have you know guns are as American as apple pie!

Edit: Accidentally wrote “Apple pie” rather than “apple pie.” Don’t want to give them any ideas. I don’t need food that only works with Apple appliances.

Sounds very American to just take over a whole concept and make their own 🤦

Yes, America invented co-opting things.

Side note: I found this alongside similar images that seemed less intentionally ironic.

According to my phone typing thingy half of all words belong to a corporation.

You think you’re pretty clever, don’t you? I happen to know that every word in your comment was posted years ago! Perhaps you’ve read…the dictionary!

And the apples are pine-apple fragmentation grenades. Just like grandma used to make

Yeah, grandma was something else:

Guns are definitely way more american than apple pie!

Instructions unclear. ICE shot the pie for resisting arrest.

I mean, I guess if you want substandard crappy guns like Beretta, Heckler & Koch, Benelli, Browning Arms Company (yes, Browning), SIG Sauer, Springfield Armory, Chiappa, FN Herstal and more. And don’t forget our Filipino friends at Rock Island Armory!

Browning is now owned by FN Herstal, though the Browning business unit is still headquartered in the US.

Springfield is privately owned by an American family.

Palworld in a nutshell

I’ll have to try it. Any suggestions?

Play with friends. Don’t get attached to any of your pals. They’re chattel and should be treated as such. Good game.

Is that really a thing in Terraria?

Everything is a thing in Terraria now! It’s insane.

I’ll have to revisit it. It’s been a few years. What do I need to know?

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