Hopefully this is considered “offbeat”. First time posting here.

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First American Financial Corp, a home title loan insurance company. Wow.

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I’ll bet anything they don’t even fire this guy.

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DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.

International waters? That’s a keel haulin’!

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Best way to scrub the barnacles off

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Aye matey, tis the best use of CEOs at sea!

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Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

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This is !offbeat, so

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Well, there are a lot of these cruise ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that barefoot dancing isn’t safe.

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A CEO was a bad guy? A CEO is the hero of the people. They would never be evil!

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