heck, most dialects have different internal dialects too!
the diversity is what makes languages so cool
You mean to tell me Spain speaks Spanish correctly?
“Variedades de español”
During much of its history, and especially during the Francoist dictatorship (1939–1975), the Catalan language was ridiculed as a mere dialect of Spanish.[60][61] This view, based on political and ideological considerations, has no linguistic validity.[60][61]
nota: el mapa sola muestra las variedades de
españolcastellano, no las demás lenguas habladas en España
Nobody in their right mind uses words like “Palatschinken”, “Paradeiser”, “Piefke” or “Schlagobers”.
Paradeiser
I believe they called them that because the first people to try them liked them so much, they thought they were in paradise.
