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See, I exchanged my 100% S&P500 401k to SPAXX in December, waiting for the crash. I’ve made 10%~ doing nothing! It took me a while to realize, but I’m finally going to buy the dip.

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What a visionary. This guy fucks, am I rite?

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4 points

How can you make 10% in a few months when spaxx annual return is less than 5%?

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2 points

The delta between the losses in the S&P 500 and gains in SPAXX.

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#MATH!

For the folks slow on the uptake, my ape brain has seen enough crashes to finally realize what was coming, and I got out at peak and going to jump back in after it dips to a certain threshold.

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2 points

You netted 10% vs broad market. You “made” 2%

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26 points

What happened in 2002? Was that from the war on terror?

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9/11

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That didn’t cause a significant economic downturn, though.

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It absolutely did, at least for anything travel related.

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End of the dot com bubble.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_market_downturn_of_2002

But it happened mostly in 2000:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dot-com_bubble

And coincidentally 9/11

The September 11 attacks also contributed heavily to the stock market downturn, as investors became unsure about the prospect of terrorism affecting the United States economy.

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Was the 2002 a year of recession? Or is the stock market downturn considered a recession because rich people lost money?

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Unlike wealth, losses usually trickle down. When companies go bankrupt their employees loose their jobs. Millionaires actually love recessions, Jack Welch said:

Never miss out on an opportunity like a good recession.

The 2002 recession was not as global and universal as later ones. The dot com bubble mostly affected tech companies, and the internet was not as common as nowadays. I asked my parents once how they felt that recession, when I first read about it later, I was in school in 2002. They said they didnt even know there was a recession that time, in eastern europe it wasnt noticably worse than the chaos of the 90s

There is a simpsons episode about the bubble, s13e18, aired in 2002:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Furious_(Yellow)

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War of terror.

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Didn’t that pay off so well. How many American soldiers were killed, injured, or traumatized? How many innocent Afghani and Iraqi civilians were murdered? And for what? ISIS and the Taliban now have complete control over that entire region.

And to the people saying how much better Bush was than Trump as well as the dumb as fuck democrats embracing that fucking war criminal Cheney, I say you all need to get your god damned head examined. Trump’s election denialism was born out of the Brooks Bros riot in Florida during the 2000 election and Trump is absolutely hoping for some terrorists to kill Americans so he can declare martial law and suspend elections in order to remain president indefinitely. Bush and Cheney lead to this. This was every republican’s goal.

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Worth remembering that Trump didn’t recreate the Republican Party, he just embraced the manipulative aspects of republicans and made that his entire thing. Would I rather have Bush or Trump? It’s honestly a tough one. I could see Trump killing our democracy. Maybe that’s worse than the Iraq and Afghanistan war war.

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238 points

And the wealthy manage to come out on top every single time.

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11 points

Buy blue chip stocks during recessions and sell after recovery

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Instructions unclear, invested life savings in a company that produces blue corn tortilla chips.

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Well tostitos is owned by pepsico which is a matured company of 126 years so I would consider that a blue chip blue corn chip stock

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5 points

I invested early but ate them after a month because I was afraid they’d get stale.

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54 points

Kinda hard to buy when you dont have any fuckin money

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If you didn’t buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

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I think this thread has been very clear about what stocks to buy and it’s your fault if you don’t get it (when you figure it out, let me know too)

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When you’re the ones manufacturing the crisis, it’s easier to prepare and profit from it

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When they should really come out 6 feet under.

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There’s only one thing to do. Kill John Lennon

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It’s what you get when pedophiles run the most powerful country: a new generation every 8-10 years.

Edit: /s

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