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It’s not that the robot needs to hear it, but that you need to be someone who says it.

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To be serious, yes, absolutely. How many children hear their parents just bark orders at their virtual assistants without a please or thank you, and then do so themselves? I consciously say please and thank you because I want the children around me to learn they should say please and thank you.

And, let’s be honest, how many adults get used to just barking orders without a please and thank you and then interact with people that way, too?

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We need to be the change we want to see in the world. And the thing is: we are, whether we wanted to be or not.

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I used to be polite to these things. They used to work. Neither is true anymore.

  • Me: hey google play soft piano music
  • Google: spopht
  • Me:… hey google play soft piano music
  • Google: I’m sorry, who did you want to call?
  • Me: Cancel
  • Me: hey google pllaayy soft piano muusiicc
  • Google: playing piano music on youtube… sorry I cannot do that on this device
  • Me: hey google play soft piano music on spotify
  • Google: ok, playing the album chainsaw death by the murder orphans.
  • Me: cancel cancel cancel CANCEL
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I used to like asking my google assistant to make my light blue, until it decided it wanted to play the "I’m Blue " song every single time, which was funny a couple of times until you’re hungover AF and it decideds to play it at full fucking volume, then blatantly ignoresnyour pained calls to stop.

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I am glad it’s not happening to me, but I can’t imagine that not being funny.

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7 points

To be fair, the early works of The Murder Orphans were much more mellow…

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I was listening to The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents.

They weren’t quite as edgy back then.

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The Murder Orphans back when they still had parents

Oh, you mean The Pointer Sisters?

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25 points

Same, and thank you, there’s no point being rude

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It’s a good habit

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I sometimes say thank you to mine.

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I use OK google every day during my commute. When it asks me to confirm, I always say “yes, thank you” and it just tells me its doing it. But a couple of months ago it said “you are, of course, as always, very welcome”. I was stunned. It had noticed, or it was a human intervention, or they put that in at random every 800 times you ask it to do something, I don’t know. It hasn’t said it again since.

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It was the NSA agent on duty at the time. You got the polite one or it was in a good mood.

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Well thank you for the surprise politeness, shadowy government agent!

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It’s told me you’re welcome, too! Important to be polite.

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