Found it dead in my dishes
That’s a house centipede. They will leave you alone and eat lots of pests.
I wish I had a few of those instead of a multitude of disgusting silverfish }:
Thanks for taking the useful approach, rather than parroting the usual drivel
Edit It turns out they feed on bed bugs - surely that should sway a few people.
…And they can detach their legs? I want one!
I want one!
Don’t worry, you already have more than one, probably hiding in the walls.
Unless you live in a high rise building…
They probably have two, regardless of where they live. Unless they are in a wheelchair.