Only to stick to my principles, I’ve used AI to generate a response to your comment:
“Ah, fear – my secret weapon. Just kidding, I come in peace!”
Also, I’ve already generated a trailer for my crap-fest idea:
[INTENSE MUSIC BEGINS]
[Opening shot]
The desolate cabin stands amidst the haunting Scottish Highlands, shadows engulfing its very existence.
[Voiceover] “From the depths of despair…”
[Cut to]
JAMES, the tortured illustrator, sketches in darkness, tormented by his son’s tragic end.
[Cut to]
LUCY, eyes filled with sorrow, urges an escape to the remote Highlands.
[Dramatic music intensifies]
[Transition]
The couple arrives, greeted by an eerie mist and an unsettling silence.
[Warehouse scene]
In a dimly lit warehouse, shabby Willy Wonka knockoff props cast grotesque shadows. JAMES and LUCY navigate the eerie space, the air thick with unease.
[Voiceover] “Little did they know, their grief had summoned an unimaginable horror.”
[Cinematic shots]
The Highland landscapes are marred by twisted, unnatural occurrences. Shadows morph into unsettling shapes.
[Sinister whispers]
As the couple ventures further, whispers grow louder, echoing through the desolation.
[Build-up]
The standing stones illuminate with an unnatural glow, revealing a distorted figure resembling their lost son.
[Chilling dialogue]
CHARLIE FIGURE: “Why did you come here?”
[Tense music swells]
[Quick cuts]
Flashes of the warehouse – a disturbing assembly of crude and nightmarish props.
[Voiceover] “Their grief has unlocked something malevolent.”
[Distorted scenes]
Supernatural occurrences intensify, flickering lights casting eerie shadows on grotesque Willy Wonka knockoffs.
[Closing shot]
The couple faces the unearthly force in the warehouse, a battleground of nightmares.
[CLOSING TITLE]
“In the Highlands, darkness takes many forms. Can love survive the unknowable?”
[INTENSE MUSIC FADES OUT]
Please… my son, he’s very sick, you scare him. I only this one upvote to give, if I give, you never talk to me or my son again, yes? 😭
You’re, like, the third person to say that to me this week. Look, I promise you, nothing bad will happen, just pull my finger! IT’LL BE FUNNY!