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It’s so funny when people who believe in magic try to get rational people to take it seriously.

Satan’s gon’ getcha! Ooga Booga!!!

LMAO!!

Here’s a safety tip: don’t say “Bloody Mary” in front of a mirror three times or she’ll come by and ruin your whole night. And stay away from those ouija boards, they’re the debil’s pager.

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See you’ve proved the point, per title of post.

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Oh no, the devil has me in his clutches LMAO!

You definitely showed everyone this secret knowledge that you possess and didn’t come off looking like a nut who is brainwashed into believing nonsense. You sound totally sensible.

I’ll tongue kiss the devil’s ass in remembrance of you. Jesus wants his turn first though; any messages I should pass onto the “big” guy?

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I love Satan. So much. He sure is cooler than that fucking cunt Jesus.

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It’s kind of cray… you’re so offended by my statement about the pop culture, it’s like garlic to a vampire. Why so salty? Trying so hard to offend me when you don’t even know chit about me.

What are you 13 years old? That’s rhetorical, I actually dgaf about your literal existence.

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