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Introducing the SlightlyBetter™ phone. Every year it gets slightly better!!
This year’s features include:
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Slightly improved camera
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Slightly larger battery
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Slightly faster processor
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Slightly brighter screen
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Slightly louder audio
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Slightly quicker charging
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Slightly no headphone jack
It’s the same phone as last year, but now SlightlyBetter™
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Yeah, because they always just compare the new one with the old iPhone, not with competitors. “The best <insert random feature> in an iPhone ever!” Well, no shit, the new one isn’t worse than the old one, gz!
And don’t forget to invent crazy marketing names to hide tech specs (“Retina display” which wasn’t even 1080p etc).
