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[a photo of a large olive green carp relaxing in a bath tub, only barely fitting within]
>“Stop being a pussy and hop in, dude”
What do you do, /an/

No.3807248
Jack off into the water and laugh as it’s forced to breathe my cum. Fish have no answer to this. What plants do to me, I will do to them.

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Not enough people discuss how plants are just cumming into the air we breathe

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Username upsettingly checks out

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Id discuss it, but I am busy blowing my nose

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