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I don’t like this. I really, really don’t like this. On, like, a visceral level.

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But it looks so happy!

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Whatever you do, just don’t imagine licking it.

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And definitely don’t imagine it licking you.

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Cranberry Flesh Golem are playing at the coffee house this weekend.

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Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.

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