I think it’s the PHP, makes people doubt your soul’s status that you’d subject yourself willingly to it
Well, that’s quite easy - if you judge a language by what it looked like 10 years ago, your opinion doesn’t matter
Hm, my experience is from the last years and PHP remains awful. If this is all solved, pm me: https://wiki.theory.org/YourLanguageSucks#PHP_sucks_because