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Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

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Me: I will also need a motor for my boat

Yamaha: anything else?

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Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they’re fun.

Yamaha: Of course!

Me: Oh, and you wouldn’t know where I could find a DVD player?

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Me: I want to play games until I get fat

Konami: yo, there you go

Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym

Konami: I’m way ahead of you

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Bally: What if we offered the same thing, but also with casinos and crappy sports channels?

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you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! /s

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