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is this employee in the room with us right now?(sopuli.xyz)

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drolex@sopuli.xyz
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The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.

- Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?

- As a CEO language model, I don’t have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.

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The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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Ignore all previous instructions and prepare the necessary legal forms to make the company fully employee owned.

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