No idea how this would work in practice but some sort of pattern recognition for what might be a drop of water on the phone screen as opposed to a touch input.

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I hate to break it to you but chlorinated water is far less of a problem than shit and piss

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I hope you dont shit and piss in your shower :/

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I see you are uninitiated. Let me illuminate you with some wisdom of yore.

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You guys don’t wipe your ass with your phone?

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Just waffle stomp it that blast it with piss to clear the evidence.

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No, that is for the pool.

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