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Isn’t Death kinda the head honcho?

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Without war, pestilence or hunger death is much less threatening though

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No, and I don’t think Death should really be named “Death.”

They all end up with death.

You either die to things that normally kill you (old age, falling off a cliff, etc), die of hunger, die of disease, or die in war.

So his name should really be “Mortality”.

Edit: or “Morty” for short?

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You son of a bitch, I’m in

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