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PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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I used Vim once. I still do, mostly because I don’t know how to quit it.

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CubitOom@infosec.pub
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Asking someone that doesn’t know how, to close vim is my favorite password generator.

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Notserious@lemmy.ca
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It’s my band name but all the members quit when I told them.

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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“What’s this machine do?”

“It is a dedicated word processor.”

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Fontasia@feddit.nl
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I know you are not joking because it was only a week ago really good tech journalism site The Register did a walk through on making a dedicated Word 5.0 bootable USB

https://www.theregister.com/2025/04/26/dos_distraction_free_writing/

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cm0002@lemmy.worldOP
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“Ah sweet that’s some sick retro tech!”

“Haha yea…retro…”

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Kanda@reddthat.com
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Now I understand what they use all those ThinkPads for

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kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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You can always close vim but you can never quit >:3

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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“We are programmed to receive.”

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PlexSheep@infosec.pub
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The joke is long dead, long live vim

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Sundray@lemmus.org
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My brain is too smooth for modal environments. I require one mode or fewer.

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swagmoney@lemmy.ca
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escape colon que bang

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PurpleTentacle@lemmy.world
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That’s disgusting! Stop telling us about the bangs that escape your colon.

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swagmoney@lemmy.ca
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i went boom boom 😎

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