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A book with the title "I didn’t touch the computer, it just stopped working And Other Hilarious Jokes you Can Tell Someone from the IT Department.

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Not an IT, a friend onced told me their phone was getting hot and draining battery fast from last night. Naturally I asked if they installed any new apps or changed settings couple of times and the answer was clear no.

I checked the apps list and saw an obviously sus app (might be miner). I asked from when they had that app and they said ‘why? I installed it last night’.

That was the kind of app you get clicking ‘horny milves in your area’ ads.

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I love that… …milves.

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MILVES?

Man I Love Vaginas & Erectile Semen?

Hard to keep up with these acronyms these days…

😂🤣

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It’s not Mother’s In Lovely Vintage Erotic Sweaters?

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milves
Mother I Like (very extra sexy)

Pretty sure the plural of MILF is MILFs

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milves better.

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If we go by the acronym and change mother to mothers, then the plural of MILF could be MILF.

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My mom complained that her phone drains the battery from 100 to 20 in like 5 hours. I asked if she had installed something stupid, answer was obviously a no. Checked her apps and there was some gif keyboards and emoji keyboards and at least 3 different mirror apps and all kinds of garbage…

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