You guys need to hold a summit and sort through the baggage. I can’t grow anything respectable so I stay in my lane, but I have taken notice of the beard distribution and there’s cause for concern

I love my beard too, but I’m just never gonna get anywhere near that duck dynasty ass length. Frankly I just don’t even have the patience to let it grow that long let alone think it would look good on me.

“Our beard”, comrade!