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AI Priest Fired by Catholic Group After Pitching Gatorade Baptisms - Decrypt(decrypt.co)

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Sort of cross-posted from https://sh.itjust.works/post/35988607

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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Now I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin’ babies in Brawndo.

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kautau@lemmy.world
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“What if we just baptized the babies in water?”

“Water? Like from the toilet?”

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brax@sh.itjust.works
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Jesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!

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LowtierComputer@lemmy.world
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I guarantee it!

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