EDIT: Alright, well this community was a mistake…
don’t let the fucking door hit you on the way out
I can’t believe we wasted our time being mildly nice to this fucker
also, big shoutout to @Soyweiser@awful.systems for the legitimately excellent welcome material, and I’m so sorry (but not particularly surprised) this is the response it got. please hang onto the meat of that post for the future; it’s very likely to come in handy in case we have visitors who are, ah, slightly less dedicated to inhaling their own vapors