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Some people will be miserable no matter who is running

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PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she’s got my vote.

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DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.

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DreamButt@lemmy.world
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Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even

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Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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Now let’s not go too far.

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InternetUser2012@lemmy.today
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As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.

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Dave@lemmy.nz
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And this is why I’ll never be president.

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PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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Not in my district

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.

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disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.

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LordTrychon@startrek.website
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Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.

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kautau@lemmy.world
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is it a binary thing? because there’s a very good chance it’s not mcdonald’s, which can’t be said for the other side

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.

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Dave@lemmy.nz
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I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don’t like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I’m not sure if there’s ever been a US president that doesn’t like avocado.

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Time@sh.itjust.works
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Yikes.

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PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
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Before you say Trump can too, hamburgers don’t count as breakfast.

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Time@sh.itjust.works
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At least he remembered lol

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