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RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee
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Don’t worry tho, because although everyone’s broke as shit, the houses you bought in the 90s when you were a young child are worth like 10 times as much now!

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jaybone@lemmy.zip
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I bought houses as a child?

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P00ptart@lemmy.world
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What, you didn’t use your 1994 influencer money to buy houses?

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D_C@lemm.ee
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Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!!
However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you!

You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!!

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baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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You didn’t know to sell one of your beanie babies to pay for a house? That’s like wu tangs #1 rule: diversify. Going all in on beanie babies is all fun and games until your divorce has you fighting over the most precious things in your life.

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