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32 points

That’s very immature but very accurate

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51 points

There’s nothing immature about boobs, my friend. Quite the opposite in fact.

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What I mean is that I laughed about this when I was twelve. I still do, but I also did when I was twelve.

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Mitch Approved™

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Speaking of which:

When you articulate the word “poop”, your mouth makes the same sequence of shapes your anus does when you poop.

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34 points

Same with “explosive diarrhea”

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Naw, that one more closely aligns with that really long German word in one of the other posts here.

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Found the commenter who poops on a mirror.

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You don’t have a poop mirror?

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Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

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