by the same token, everything here isn’t degenerate midwestern or Alabama bullshit.

Anyway, how about raw vegetables? This photo is just missing something like a salad, coleslaw, a few radishes, and some sort of sauce for the potatoes (easy cheese obviously).

How about a minimal amount of seasoning? Like a couple twists of the pepper mill?

No it doesn’t, but there’s a reason that Gordon Ramsay can’t make a fucking grilled cheese and loses his mind every time a black woman from the states fries him a piece of chicken.