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I was 19 years old when a random chick literally asked me if I wanted to fuck her one night that I was jogging at the park. Like the typical virgin that I am just smiled and kept running… She was pretty, I should’ve just bit the bullet, especially since my sex life is non existent now.

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Wakes up later in a bath of ice, missing a kidney: “Worth it!” ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

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I don’t live in the USA that shit never occurs here.

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I mean, every euro tour nightmare story or movie I’ve seen ends up similarly. Look at Taken. Minus the missing kidneys, girl totally ended up a drugged up sex slave.

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That’s called a prostitute.

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Maybe she just wanted to become your familiar.

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