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MySQL moment(lemmy.world)

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BoofStroke@sh.itjust.works
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Yet it’s the sysadmin who gets blamed, not the developer. “How can you tune the database so this doesn’t happen?”

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Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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I am telling you this because hopefully it will make you feel a little better. Our head of it blames devs for slow queries.

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lightnegative@lemmy.world
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Devs who don’t understand how SQL or relational databases work write absolute abortions of queries.

9 times out of 10 - yes it is absolutely the devs. I say that as the dev who gets tasked with analysing why these shitty queries from our low budget outsourced labour are so slow

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Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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So you are saying you are the expert in unshitifying queries? What is the most common thing that needs to be unshitified?

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locuester@lemmy.zip
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In my 30 years of experience, it is usually the devs.

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Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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As a dev, yes usually. It is certainly the better starting point.

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stewie410@programming.dev
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I’m the sysadmin (and transitioning to DevOps) at work, but the DBs are 100% in control of our two devs (one of which being the head of IT).

Apparently we’re going to hire a third Dev, who will moonlight as our DBA – oh, and for 30K/yr.

I’m sure this will go well.

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Evotech@lemmy.world
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Infinitely this, biggest pet peeve

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bassomitron@lemmy.world
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At my job, it’s almost always the dev team that is called first for bad DB performance (not always, because sometimes it is the server that’s borked).

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