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He also challenged Zuck to a cage match and chickened out when Zuck accepted. They’re both pieces of shit.

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He even chickened out of his recent offer to come on the Daily Show and debate Jon Stewart! He’s a Nazi coward even when it’s just talking…

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Did he officially bow out then? Jon gave him all the conditions he wanted too…

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Lol I forgot about that! Yeah fuck em both of course, but I feel like most folks would put their money on the ex-KGB agent who seized and kept control of freakin’ Russia over nepo-baby “gamer”, “engineer” Musk. What a goofy threat. And I say that as a middling gamer and engineer myself lol

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feel like most folks would put their money on the ex-KGB agent who seized and kept contr

Putin is 5’ 7", like 160 lbs, and 70 years old. Elon is 6’2", probably 200 lbs, and 52 years old.

I don’t think fitness and training can overcome 20 years, 50 lbs, and a full head of height.

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Huh great point!

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and a full head of height.

I thought you were gonna say “full head of transplanted hair,” but I was disappointed. I’ve seen tiny guys take on bigger dudes when they have more skill. The age thing is more what I might think of as an advantage for that doughy chud.

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As a 6’2" dude, 200 lbs is pretty skinny. I’d bet Musk is closer to 250 lbs of useless fascist.

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Musk is so fucked up he’s gonna make some noises, groan, then shit himself after the first attempt at a swing

70’s isn’t too shabby in this day and age for a well kept physique, it’s 80+ the rot cements itself.

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Putin also practiced judo for most of his life. Musk won’t be standing for long during the match.

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It’s Zuck and Elon not Elon and Putin.

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The Tweet linked in the OP is Musk claiming that he challenged Putin to a fist fight.

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I hate Zuck but in this match I’m thinking if it’s not mutually assured destruction, then I might root for Zuck. Elon is becoming a very big problem.

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Or 400 pounds of semtex under the cage. 2 birds, one ring.

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I would literally give away a kidney to see that live, through binoculars from about a half mile away.

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Zuck is actually fit, trains, and is 10 years younger, hence why Elon chickened out.

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I don’t respect Putin very much, but I am 1000 percent sure that a former KGB agent will whoop Musks ass. Apart from that, wtf is he trying to show with challenging Putin to physical combat. What does that have to do with Ukraine?

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He’s just a moron.

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At least Zuckerberg looks good now. Musk looks like shite

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Eh, I’d say he looks less like a robot rather than good. But yeah.

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The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human…sweat, bad breath, everything.

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