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But how do you integrate a subscription fee into analog doors? You can‘t enshitify that!!
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Oh that’s easy, just make it a one time release switch. You gotta replace the door battery after using it.
13 points
Door opener fluid. It’s a canister of fluid that you have to pump into the door to open it in an emergency. Then you get a replacement canister from the dealer for $150. I recently found out that that’s what passes for a “spare tire” anymore.
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I like how you were downvoted so heavily for posting correct information because there was a hint you weren’t shitting on Tesla hard enough.
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