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Well yeah crank your hog first of course

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SPEAK UP BROTHER, I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG

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ABSOLUTELYCRANKINMYMF’INHOG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtn0as91SM

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AROOOOOO

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Spank the monkey

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Bash the bishop

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Filbert and Heffer playing “Spank the Monkey”

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Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

Rocko?

Mrs. Bighead?

simultaneous phone slam

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Choke the chicken.

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Flog the dolphin

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Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

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