The rapper formerly known as Kanye West directed viewers to his website, where the homepage was selling a T-shirt with a swastika on the front.

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I couldn’t have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago. WTF is happening? Maybe CERN did break the universe with the LHC

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Harambee was our anchor being. Everything’s been fraying at the edges since that day.

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We had a second chance with Peanut the Squirrel. We fucked it up again.

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The world really ended in 2012. We’re living through the blooper reel.

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Someone needs to stop using the What If machine!

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We’d use the universal translator instead, but it just spouts crazy gibberish.

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Clean your links! https://youtu.be/pwODwwgE6rA

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“I’m gonna ask it the dumbest thing I can think of: What if Donald Trump became president?”

“Oh yeah? I’m gonna ask it what if Donald Trump lost re-election, then got re-elected?”

machine explodes

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So that’s what things would be if what’s happening was just a result of a what if machine…

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

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ew a bitcoin evangelist site

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*goldbug

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the 2012 mayan apocalipse was real and we are now living in purgatory.

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Well the Mayan thing wasn’t supposed to be Apocalyptic; it was supposed be a signal of a “new age.”

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… of pain and suffering? if so they were dead on.

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Almost the plot to Cloverfield paradox

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No, this is just a Nazi who has always been shitty. If you were fooled by him at any point, then now is the time to question your judgment. If not, then good for you. But you’re still not infallible… None of us are.

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I couldn’t have taken enough drugs to write this timeline 20 years ago.

You must have been really optimistic to expect something different out of these morons, to me it’s more surprising they managed to keep quiet until now

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