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25 points

presented without comment:

(via @Colophonscrawl)

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16 points

Days since last dangerous humanity ending infohazard discovered by some guy on twitter: 0

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15 points

did it have sex with him

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9 points

It told him he was very smart and correct so he had an hypnogasm yes.

(For the people not in the know and who want some more psychic damage, look up Scott and his ‘I can hypnotise you into having orgasms’ blog posts, the man is utterly nuts, and it is really scary how many people seriously follow him).

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8 points

Looks like he confused “tantrum” with “tantric”

No shame, happens to guys all the time

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14 points

how the fuck would you explain that to humans who don’t have years of psychic damage

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20 points

explaining these things to normal humans is how you turn them into humans with years of psychic damage, and I support that mission wholeheartedly

an attempt at a summary:

the dilbert guy, who believes he can hypnotize women into having sex with him, now also believes he knows a magic incantation to teach hypnosis to a chatbot, and heavily implies the chatbot was able to hypnotize him in turn (presumably into having sex with it)

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10 points

who believes he can hypnotize women into having sex with him

Wait I missed this, he believes what?

Now this is doubly funny.

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10 points

On the plus side, this single image does catch one up pretty quickly

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14 points

If this wasn’t Scott Adams I’d have assumed this was fetish content. Now I don’t know what to think.

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19 points

Fetish content for the world’s most divorced man.

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9 points

Is he more divorced than Elon these days? I didn’t think that would be possible

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I saw people making fun of this on (the normally absurdly overly credulous) /r/singularity of all places. I guess even hopeful techno-rapture believers have limits to their suspension of disbelief.

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At risk of being NSFW, this is an amazing self-own, pardon the pun. Hypnosis via text only works on folks who are fairly suggestible and also very enthusiastic about being hypnotized, because the brain doesn’t “power down” as much machinery as with the more traditional lie-back-on-the-couch setup. The eyes have to stay open, the text-processing center is constantly engaged, and re-reading doesn’t deepen properly because the subject has to have the initiative to scroll or turn the page.

Adams had to have wanted to be hypnotized by a chatbot. And that’s okay! I won’t kinkshame. But this level of engagement has to be voluntary and desired by the subject, which is counter to Adams’ whole approach of hypnosis as mind control.

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5 points

Yep, was thinking something similar. Dude just posted a public sscce about the effect addressed in the llmentalist article

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4 points

(The second c there is loadbearing under original interpretation, I guess)

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