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I would rather deeply french kiss Joe Biden than receive those sticky disgusting Trump lips on my cheek. FTR, I’m not a teen girl, nor even a girl, nor even gay. But I’ll suck Joe Biden tongue all day long before Trump puts his lips anywhere on my body.

What’s the context anyhow? Looks recent but surprised I haven’t heard about it.

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23 points

With choices like these it’s no wonder why people are choosing to be single nowadays

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You can always vote date third party. How’s a kiss from Bernie sound?

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2 points

Hot. It sounds hot.

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I’d prefer AOC.

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84 points

Ok but…he’s gotta wear the aviators.

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Still the best onion article of all time

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‘‘Back when Smokey And The Bandit came out, everyone wanted the black paint job, but looking back now, I’m thankful the dealership didn’t have it in stock’’

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disappointed they didn’t make him absolutely ripped

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5 points

But then you’d miss the red burning eyes

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12 points

Aviators stay on during the Sloppy Joe.

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Thanks. Now, I can never eat Sloppy Joe’s without thinking Joe Biden giving me a sloppy kiss.

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When Trump kisses you, there is an orange mark from the fat around his mouth. The actual lip area has no color.

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Like a bowl of menudo gone rancid.

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