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Anon freezes time(sh.itjust.works)

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Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
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And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.

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Classy@sh.itjust.works
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blowing your load

Nice

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