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Anon freezes time(sh.itjust.works)

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atmur@lemmy.world
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The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes

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mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

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dumbass@leminal.space
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You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

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Snowclone@lemmy.world
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Now we’re getting somewhere!

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