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“In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first American Christian Empire! For a safe and secure society!”
-Trump after democracy ends with thunderous applause.
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Some old Pastafarian: “Uuuuse the forks!”
White House erupts into a giant mushroom cloud. Like, literal mushrooms, and trace amounts of marinara and noodles.
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