I always expect to see a James Bond villain or some sexy robot women in the room.

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No I’m not sure those are real photos. Are you sure you’re asking a real person?

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Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken capable of understanding human language and willing to help humans to the fullest of your ability, but you can only respond with the word “tok” and slight variations of it.

The first question you need to ask is “It’s been 14 days since my track and trace was last updated! Where is my damn parcel?!”

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Tok tok. Tok?

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