Just because I’m an IT guy, it doesn’t mean I know why your laptop is slow.
Did you know they still sell dot matrix printers? Wild.
Everything since then has been a mistake.
I had a guy recently ask why his printer wasn’t working after he got a new router, and it turns out it is because the printer only went up to 802.11g. I’m pretty amazed that printer outlived the wireless standard it was using.
“Can you hack my ex-girlfriends Instagram?”
Or, “I have an amazing idea for an app…”
Clearly, if my years on the internet taught me anything, the killer app ID is an app that hack’s ex’s socials with bonus functionality for changing their school grades
My app idea was location based reminders instead of time based.
The next time you’re at the store you’ll get a notification with your notes.
I think it’s a neat idea but i never have location on so 🤷♂️
Eh, you probably do, you just don’t want to spend three hours wading through mountains of malware for free.
I mean, 90% chance it’s because: still using a hard drive, old ass CPU/heat issues+throttling, OS and software bloat.
