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See that’s the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

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Patient HP kept dropping to zero after resetting, but we don’t have budget to investigate why and this was supposed to be worth only 1 story point, so we set up a microservice that runs a job every 200ms to set HP back to 100. So long as nothing shuts down the service, patient should be fine. Marking as Done.

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Whoops, stopped the lungs process instead of the cardiac arrest process.

Actually you really want to restart the heart service, right? sudo systemd restart heart

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Depends on who’s working the terminal, nano vs vim difference

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