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Anon wipes his ass(lemm.ee)

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i’m genuinely curious.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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I’m Oscar the motherfucking grouch.

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Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

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Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Ha, using the sink and scrubbing with the toothbrush.

You were joking, right? Right?

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