No, it’s only you making up this alternate version of events entirely in your head. A few others have gone for disingenuous weirdo, actually.
But hey, it’s good to have a fan. I feel we’ve really connected over the frankly obsessive amount of hostile replies you’ve posted in the past few days. Look, I’m not saying we should have a drink IRL, but also I’m not NOT saying that, you know? But seriously, we shouldn’t. Or should we?
No, we should not. But, you know, think about it.
Yeah, no, I encourage it to the nonexistent masses following this. I fully expect droves of people to chime in any second now.