For those who don’t know, a Monkey Paw Wish is when you get your wish granted, but in an unexpected usually negative way.

Example:

  1. I wish human caused global warming would stop.
  2. It does, but because WW3 leads to Nuclear Winter.

The question here though, is what wish would you be willing to take even though it’ll get monkey paw’d?

So basically you don’t care if the consequences, or would be willing to take the sacrifice for it.

Others can come up with the negative scenarios if they want and the original wisher can decide if it’s still worth it

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28 points

I wish housing prices were actually reasonable and my generation (tail end of millennials) could afford to buy a house in the cities we have to work in.

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19 points

The housing prices crash no one builds decent homes and all you can buy is a trailer house.

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8 points

Hey man, if they were putting trailer houses on Beacon Hill in Boston I’d take one.

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You just described

  1. The situation for many Americans
  2. A situation that’s still an improvement for the country’s 650,000 homeless
  3. A situation that’s really still not worse for the ultra-rich, who can afford to hire peasants to custom-build their homes to whatever quality they want
  4. It doesn’t harm the wisher, who doesn’t own a home and so wouldn’t lose an investment from a market collapse.

It’s a nice try, but it’s going to have to be a far worse consequence to really make them want to take the wish back.

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10 points

Are you saying I get my very own trailer house? Woah! Look at me! House owner extraordinaire 🧐

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10 points

Hey trailer homes aren’t anything to sneeze at! Too bad they’re so fucking expensive now though.

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6 points

They cover your head when it rains.

They have no resale value. They don’t have a very long life span compared to an actual house. They have crap for insulation. You do not want to be in one during a tornado or most other serious weather event. Their ability to block out outside noise sucks.

If it’s a choice between homeless or trailer house, fine I’ll take one.

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The situation is so bad over there it took me awhile to think of how this could be made bad.

I’d go with:

Granted, but groceries and water go up in price 1000% because a war breaks out and a bioweapon has been used on the nation’s food supply.

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25 points

Granted. All houses are now 18sq ft and only available in cities where all jobs require you to clock in at 5AM and clock out at midnight.

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