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Anon hates smartphones(sh.itjust.works)

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inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.

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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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The flashlight to.

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Reddfugee42@lemmy.world
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The flashlight to where?

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phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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bradd@lemmy.world
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And authenticators, password managers.

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uis@lemm.ee
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Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.

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MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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anal-locked

new kind of biometrics?

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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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Insert authentication dildo to continue.

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uis@lemm.ee
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Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.

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