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Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??

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Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once

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I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.

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Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you’ll have your vegetables slide in just like that.

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Plop them on the bed first

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Hol’ up a minute

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