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I don’t know why, but I first read “org” as “dog” and I thought “excuse you, OP and all 100% of the upvoters but you can fuck right off. My dog absolutely has my back and he is more family to me than my parents are”
but then I re-read that and was like “oh, yeah. 100%”
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“I will definitely commit crimes and legal falsehoods for my dog, and fuck anyone who disagrees”
I get it. He’d do it for me, so I’d do it for him
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