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“I demand you respect me!” said the person who is fundamentally undeserving of respect

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“You can consolidate wealth or consolidate respect, but not both”

@ccunning@lemmy.world (just now)

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CEOs spotted all over the country in empty grocery store parking lots yelling “I’m a grown-ass man!” to nobody around.

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“What could a packet of fowl embryo cost?”

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