DISCLAIMER - I am not planning on fighting a pelican.

there’s a brown pelican that hangs out on the railing of a very narrow portion of a boardwalk nearby. the only reason it makes me nervous is because it’s huge, but their nails look short, and their beaks are pointed, but curved downwards so they would have to try to bite me with that long thing instead of pecking me.

like, if a bird capable of clawing or eating my eyes out attacked my face, I’d honestly have no qualms about killing it immediately. but if I ever get attacked by a pelican, it looks like I could just kind of hold it off without having to hurt it. am I right in that?

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Sure, one might not kill you

My point exactly, mister bird expert.

someone can definitely get very injured or die because they got knocked over and hit their head or whatever

That can happen literally anywhere, anytime, to anyone, with no influence from any sort of avian.

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If you wish to be careless around aggressive birds go ahead.

I’m advising caution for reasonable folks who actually wish to minimize injury to themselves and don’t get a hit of dopamine from being deliberately contrarian online.

Enjoy your day my friend! Hope you got your fix.

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You wanted a fix of “look what an expert I am”, while ignoring the fact that you were wrong the whole time.

Birds can not overpower humans. They can pose dangers to people who don’t want to harm the birds, but if a human does want to harm a bird, the human wins. Doesn’t really matter which bird and which human, if you stipulate an adult human.

Have there been deaths related to birds? Yes. Can they pose risks, even severe ones, like, say, through sickness? Yes.

Was that the discussion? No.

You’re the contrarian here, my friend. I’m just agreeing with the earlier guy who said what is a very clear fact; birds can’t overpower humans.

You came in linking an article which I then read, quoted, and then you started backpedaling and now you’re accusing me of being a contrarian because I called you out on your contrarian argument which isn’t even supported by the thing you linked or any supposed experience you have.

Hope you got your fix of highroading. Enjoy your day! Think positive thoughts and don’t dwell on this massive L you took! :))

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You seem pleasant. Hope whatever it is you’re are taking out on me resolves itself.

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